14/15
Doggone it.
You didn't waste my staying up till 3am time.
Friday, August 8, 2008
hmm
you know..
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they say...
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friends say sorry.
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friends forgive.
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friends take time.
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but somehow move on.
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.......right........
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the question is......
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so who wants to go first?
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“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.”
:) indefinitely
This person, lets name him Watermelon (explain later), looks like one. He's far from charming, his 'sense of humour' only proves the saying "It is better to keep quiet and have people think you stupid, than to talk and confirm it", by Mark Twain right. Genius. Genius. Okay. I will not go into the gritty obvious details on how he makes me want to regurgitate each time he attempts to verbalize anything, at all. I don't judge him, based on how he looks, but based on the way he shows little (if not none) respect to our lecturer. Wait wait. He claimed that he was Wentworth Miller's twin brother (yikes man. Geli). No offense, but boy, please. I'm not perfect, neither are you. I'm not drop dead gorgeous, neither are you.
You, my dearest moron, need to cut your seriously imbecilic comments, or send yourself to oblivion. Why must we all pay for what you do? Oh and did I mention he wears Crocs? Not that I hate Crocs or have anything against them, but he's wearing the flip flop ones. In the Watermelon colour I USED TO LIKE BACK WHEN I WAS 15. Thankfully, when I was about to get that pair of pants in that exact colour, my dad said no, cos apparently I'd look like a Watermelon trying to strut into the waters of Lethe. Yeah I'm just dramatic about Lethe. Now that I see him in the flip flop crocs in that colour, I thank my dad for showing me the light. Ugh. To think that I wanted a pair of those when Crocs first launched it *smacks self.
I just need to take his ego down. One day. No wait. Why do I even bother? It's nearly the end of the semester, I'll be off and skipping the week prior to my finals, yes. I'll bottle up my reaction so that nobody gets hurt. That means you, Mr. Watermelon crocs. *evil eye stare. I'm tormented and momentarily scarred. =_= No, i'm not exaggerating, and I can name people who share similar sentiments as me. If I could speak Finnish, I would totally use that last line of the movie "Hi, this is my friend. He's a very famous escort" on him. I used escort instead of the P word, cos he's a guy, but it's a pity that no one would believe me, after looking at him. Oh yeah. That's from Confessions of a Shopaholic, btw. Shucks I can be sucha grouch, can't I? Like they say, "ain't no fury like a woman's scorn". Meh! I'm super happy now. *claps hands.
I can be as cruel as you,
fighting fire with firewood.
`Bloc Party
Thank you for being my friend.
Thank you for being my punching bag.
Thank you for being a listening ear when it mattered.
Thank you for our non-existent sampan moments!
Thank you for your non-related gossiping with us sessions.
Thank you for being my driver.
Thank you for (the list goes on).
You know la you're a good friend.
Sometimes I can't stand you, but yeah.
We're still friends.
On top of it all,
THANKS FOR BREAKING MY CAMERA in AUSTRALIA :D
and still being my friend,
Even though I secretly plotted to assassinate you right after. =_=v
And the pain falls like a curtain
On the things I once called certain
And I have to say the words I fear the most
I just don’t knowAnd the questions without answers
Come and paralyze the dancer
So I stand here on the stage afraid to move
Afraid to fall, oh, but fall I must
On this truth that my life has been formed from the dustGod is God and I am not
I can only see a part of the picture He’s painting
God is God and I am man
So I’ll never understand it all
For only God is GodAnd the sky begins to thunder
And I’m filled with awe and wonder
‘Til the only burning question that remains
Is who am ICan I form a single mountain
Take the stars in hand and count them
Can I even take a breath without God giving it to me
He is first and last
Before all that has been
Beyond all that will passOh, how great are the riches of His wisdom and knowledge
How unsearchable for to Him and
through Him and from Him are all thingsSo let us worship before the throne
Of the One who is worthy of worship alone
I woke up drowning in my own tears.
Damn those nightmares.
“The survey links the level of erection hardness to sexual satisfaction for men.” said Dr King during a roundtable discussion at a hotel here yesterday.
The level of erection hardness is measured in a scale of one to four using the Erection Hardness Score (EHS) developed by the European Association of Urology.
“Level one is like tofu where the male organ is large but not hard, level two is similar to a peeled banana where it’s not hard enough for penetration, level three is like an unpeeled banana where it’s hard enough for penetration but not completely, and level four is similar to a cucumber where it’s completely hard and fully rigid,” explained Dr King.
The men were required to evaluate themselves using the EHS during the survey and 40% of Malaysian men reported that they experienced erection below grade four.
In Malaysia, 102 men and 100 women were selected nationwide based onage, marital status, education level, and income to participate in the survey.
40/100 x 202
=80.8
80.8/25,274,132 x 100%
=(3.196944607 x 10^-4)%
0.00032%0.00032% of the people in our country stood out to say they had issues with tofus and bananas then the headline besar-besar Malaysians not so hot in bedroom, and assume 40% (which is 10,109,652) Malaysians have same issues. haha. I super bising over things that don't even matter to me. Just thought of some numbers and how it was NOT REPRESENTATIVE and how the just GENERALIZED (which means you (who did the survey) or I could fail your freaking CTS exam). Ms. Chris taught me well. hahahaha. *cough
A surprisingly high number of Malaysians are not sexually satisfied, a survey by pharmaceutical company Pfizer has revealed.Two out of three Malaysian men and three out of four women are not satisfied with their sex lives, the Asia-Pacific Sexual Health and Overall Wellness survey stated. Malaysians are ranked sixth among 13 countries but, if it’s any consolation, Singaporeans fared worse. They are in eighth spot.
Who promised you that only for joy were you brought to this earth?
-Anna Freud
Stay up till Six In The Morning & the secrets are pouring
& we want to make it worth the fight
What have we been doing for all this time?
Roxanne might have a big butt, but she sure can run :)
... Thought i'd escort ya'll as far as possible first.
Remember, no flavoured drinks okay! haha