Showing posts with label claptraps. Show all posts
Showing posts with label claptraps. Show all posts

Friday, June 03, 2011

Man Overboard


So yesterday, while facetime-ing with the parents, I was gatal-ing and wanted to show my mom this handbag I wanted. So while my dad looked away, I signalled silently at my mom to come over then I showed her the picture of the bag I wanted (from the picture I took with my phone) on my phone. Then my dad suddenly says without showing his face, "wah exam time got time to look for handbag ah you?". And I realised, there is no way of hiding from the father. :D  Mother's favourite phrase now "Don't you have enough handbags now?!". Oh hai. I really want need the handbag please :( :( k la. Betul2 melampau dah la ni. *sits in a corner to punish self.

Okay. I'm officially broke. Serious no kidding. T,T Thank God I don't have to pay bills. Just shop (groceries, I meant; what were you thinking!!). Thank God also that I have less time for that now. Hmmm. Also thank God I have quite a lot of frozen food sitting in the freezer cos mommy came over Easter and cooked LOTS of food to freeze for my exam period, which would be now (Love ya mommyy). No idea why i'm blogging. T,T

Love random skype-nights (night for me and dawn/morning for the rest of y'all with irregular sleeping timess) and skype calls with all the random people from home, and facetime with the family, of course. Facetime is so so clear! T,T Clearer than skype, that is. Also, sadly, this concert I wanted to go to got postponed to the following summer. Boo that. I will go for it next summer anyway. :) Can't wait to get exams over with, and start with my summer internship. <3 Something to look forward to. *deep breath.

I hope everyone's fine in all parts of the world. And hearing from my parents (sad to know some of my friends are closer to my parents fml), I hear y'all are doing quite well. Y U ALL NO SMART PHONE.

Ah summer, WHERE ARE YOU! *throws tantrum

Ok gtg. Housemate just texted "dinner?", so I has gosta go! xx

Still no idea why the urge to blog. Oh btw, sun is shinning bright at 4 something in the morning and it's only completely dark after 11pm. EH Y R U LIDIS. *hides face under pillow.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Jesus the ever merciful and ever loving.

So today I'm going to share some laundry stories cos I am boring like that.

No actually I'm typing this in the laundrette cos I came down too soon (like 15minutes too early) but I refuse to walk back up to my place and come back down again just to switch my clothes over from the washer to drier. *lazy max. I spent the last ten minutes talking to random strangers and some acquaintances. No, not friends. Just acquaintances. So imma type a blogpost in five minutes *beams* for my readership of prolly five people. T.T lol. Whateves.

So my story is this.

I've never done laundry on my own before I was sent off to this land called overseas. Yah. The first time I did my laundry here, my dad had to help me do it T.T

Human beings need a lot of things to feel alive. Family, Love, Sex. But we only need one thing: To actually be alive. We need a beating heart. When our heart is threatened, we respond in one of two ways: We either run or we attack. There’s a scientific term for this. Fight or flight. It’s instinct. We can’t control it. Or can we?
And I got tired of typing (not of Tumblr-ing). The end.

I hope this keeps you happy.

Monday, April 25, 2011

For all of you Mac-converters. :D


Well, thank goodness the MacBooks (pros) and such is not that bad... Or is it! :o T.T 
Pictures from here.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Technologically Challenged

Picture from here
Remember one time at the JYM core team meeting, we (or rather me/mom) proposed something in the line of everyone should get a blackberry so that we could communicate for free and everyone laughed off that idea? Joke's on you babies! Be it iphone or bb, everyone seems to be communicating that way now! Whatsapp, pingchat! and the best of the lot, BBM. :)

Just a thought!




CNY Reunion Dinner. Pictures from Tory, who conveniently sent me the ones without her in them (cos I am loser and don't carry camera or take pictures). 

T.T

Also I thought of this bunch since I was on the whole smart phone talk. :D everyone's on whatsapp/bbm. :s

Saturday, March 12, 2011

This Crazy Life

Click link to be informed and disturbed.


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ANYWAY, going to some game tomorrow and God, please give me the will to stop shopping, or please help me find the will I had like two weeks before this where I loathed the thought of shopping.

PLEASE.

I can has no more moolahz.

AND PLEASE.

I need it. Not just want.

*minute of silence while I find my inspiration.

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Winterpills


hahahaha.

THE DEAD CROW
He saw a dead crow
in a drain
near the post office.
He saw an old man
gasping for air
and a baby barely able to breathe
in a crowded morning clinic.

This land is so rich.
Why should we suffer like this?

I want clean air
for my grandchildren.
I want the damned fools
to leave the forest alone.
I want the trees to grow,
the rivers run free,
and the earth covered with grass.
Let the politicians plan how we may live with dignity,
now and always.


Omg. Remember this?

Monday, August 02, 2010

KIMONO MUCH?

Nom nom nom.

So much I miss. So much.

Friendship - what IS it?

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

I will not settle



Because I said so.



C H O I C E S .


“Well,” said Pooh, “what I like best—” and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn’t know what it was called.”
— The House at Pooh Corner by A.A.Milne



Monday, July 12, 2010

Breathe


Been wading in the pool. xx

I wish I could count one to ten, and make everything wonderful again.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Noah and the Whale


At the end of the day faith is a funny thing. It turns up when you don’t really expect it. Its like one day you realize that the fairy tale may be slightly different than you dreamed. The castle, well, it may not be a castle. And its not so important happy ever after, just that its happy right now. See once in a while, once in a blue moon, people will surprise you , and once in a while people may even take your breath away.

` Grey's Anatomy


Write your own ending. Write your own ending. Write your own ending.

Monday, June 07, 2010

KSK/MTV

Bad, Michelle. BAD.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

ykily muchosimo





hahahaha. <3

All pictures from here

I really should start posting up pictures that are just collecting in my (uhm) slow (!!!) lappie. NEED NEW COMPUTER FAST PLS.

k bye.

ps. 20daysssssss OMGGGGG

Sunday, May 23, 2010

indexed!




So what have you been busy with?


I spent a good part of my Sunday making/selling milkshakes which evolved as the ingredients slowly depleted. How? Started off with chocolate banana milkshake, vanilla milkshake and coke float. Then after we ran out of chocolate icecream, it was vanilla milkshake and banana milkshake. AFTER we ran out of vanilla ice-cream, it was milo-banana shake (ftw people loved it) and just coke - nearly resorted to condensed milk and banana shake (!!!) =_=. Then it was giving away (and eatinggg) the frozen leftover bananas.


Oh and the joy of making instant coffee and mixing according to our liking.


RM900++ ftw.


yay. Another week of skl is herez. Assignmentz due alreadyz.
SECOND WEEK ONLY. MLS.


ok. End of post.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

` just haven't met you yet

DCT is a pain. Classmates were calling, texting and skyping today about it. Die lor.

Don't wanna talk to you.
If I show you tomorrow, will you talk to me?
Yes.
The little things in life, like leg of lamb, stew, shepherds pie, Just Heavenly cake & leafy drinks. :D
My passion for food, I tell you. =_=

Friday, November 27, 2009

` you're NOT WORTH IT

The part i'm doing now should've been done like ten weeks days ago. See, I try to cut me some slack. Too much slack procrastination is killing me. COME MONDAY GO MONDAY. Monday blues dawning too soon. haha. wtf right, it's only Thursday, technically Friday, since it's past midnight. So much to do, so little time. Ah. After Monday, it'll be booklet craze.

WHERE GOT TIME TO STUDY FOR FINALS KAPOOI *SLITS THROAT*

Then also must have time for tumblr or tumblrity go down ftw ftw.

I know right, so much things, so little time. And how far is Manchester, actually?

I complain alot. heh. I am like that so suck it up.

Procrastination, I will kick you out of my vocabulary!!!! Soon. haha. Super fail can.

Today, your choice to say "no", I believe, was a politically safe answer. Politically safe can also mean irresponsible and easy way out. You're what my previous classmates would label "seh-zai". I really never thought you to be that type.

Just a thought.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

` hello hello Laryngitis

I wasn't expecting a visit.


Anyway, for random-ness sake and for my own knowledge, here goes. I witnessed a little incident, which I wouldn't say I expected to happen. Nonetheless, I got thinking after that. Child A was playing with child B. Child B in his playfulness then kicked child A. Unfortunately for child B, child A's father was watching them. The moment father A saw child B kick child A, all hell broke lose, and he literally stared the kid (child B) down, and hoarsely said "stay there. Don't move" (it was a gathering in my house with many people, hence the lowered voice). The funny part was every time child B moved a limb, father A would stare him down harder and hoarsely bark "don't move!". In child B's defense, he prolly wasn't taught that the effects of kicking some kid's stomach was, well, not pleasant (read explanation later). Then I put myself in father A's shoes. If a kid kicked my kid's stomach that hard, I would totally freak. In fact, he'd be lucky if all I did was stare him down; cos truth be told, I might have actually hung him upside down from a moving fan, and dip his finger in melted wax.  This applies specifically to the particular child B (and maybe his siblings! haha).

Am I sadistic like that?

I am.

Why?

I love kids, right?

I do.

But what you don't get is that child B has always been annoying in a very fml-why-is-he-like-that way. So yes. I cannot stand kids like this. Kids whose parents won't tell that what they're doing is wrong. Kids whose parents don't bother to teach/ask them to apologize after making a mistake (eg. kicking Child A's stomach). Kids whose parents pamper them, grin and bear all the kids do. HELLO I don't have kids yet and I hope I don't end up like one of those parents. urgh. I'm very emotional, right? Must be the hormones. double urgh. I bet some of you just skipped the entire thing up there, or if you read it you didn't understand it, or you just re-read it to re-process it. haha.


Now, on more dramatic things that include me init.

  1. Blacks drove a new car with double sun roof (or moon roof), since the woman and I opened it in the night.
  2. Dance workshop by Michael Voon was quite fun, as we went through the different dance eras, starting from the 20's all the way to 90's and more. The jives and shiz. 
  3. I thought the 17th was a Wednesday and I forgot to bring my assignment to school, and it was totally a FML FML FML PLS day. Thank you sheep for helping me print and hand up. *peace.
  4. Apparently that meter-looking-thing on the Merc's dashboard with had numbers 1 to 12 around it and two hands was a clock! Sucha revelation! =_=
  5. I spent the weekend at a church "Community Renewal" program. I think it was very fulfilling because I didn't have to do much. 
  6. I think the woman gave up waking me up after all these years. Just leave me in bed and go wash up. IF I DONT WAKE UP THEN WHAT!!!! How then! hmph. Unless you plan to walk, you can't go church without me right!
  7. Oh I pulled an all night-er for my 105 assignment. urgh. Anyway i'm just happy i'm handing up assignments by noon, instead of just before five (deadline).

I know I know. No pictures. I don't carry my compact camera around anymore, cos it doesn't take pretty pics. And the DSLR is just ... huge. I am very tough to please, am I not? lol.

This has really been a jumble mumble of different issues. So much more to say but I just don't know where I left off, or where to start. So this marks the end of my updates, if this is an update, even.

/edit.

I just had a lot of food (did I?) and now my stomach's grumbling as if I haven't eaten at all for the past three hours. Five types of curry for dinner and the works. Woman asks me why I wonder if I'm not getting better. Le sigh. And now I wonder why i'm fat. I'm gonna go down grab food. I have a kerazy food fetish. I finished an entire tube of Ritz biscuits during tea time, topped with either peanut butter or strawberry jam, or lemon curd, or tuna, or marmite! Marmite is love! <3 And I wonder why i'm fat. sigh. Ok makan time. Stomach very noisy.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

` let's do the turkish march

Technically, 80 questions and seven chapters would average out to about 11 plus or minus questions from each chapter. So technically, if he could ask ten questions, WHAT WOULD THEY BE? And if it's just ten questions from every chapter and ALL THAT READING?

*background noises - Stapler punching, shuffling of papers etc*


you get the hustle bustle effect? Yeah.

Then,

mom & I.

You doing project?
Nope. Exam tmr, print notes today.

Then i think my mom kept quiet and I ran out of the room. Yeahhhh.

fml. hohoho.

Monday, October 05, 2009

` it's not even funny

I don't remember the last time I was this broke.


Time to collect my debts.


hahahahhahaa.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

` doraffle <- ftw

Will you still love me if i'm slow?
This last few years say anything, slowpoke?


fml.

If I blogged every hour, I would wound like a pschoticB with fluctuating hormones and emotions. Nothing that would sound very good, actually. I've been having a lot of long afternoon naps lately. Which joker told me that sleeping can help lose weight? I'm still as fat! =_= Then at night I have trouble sleeping cos i'm still wide awake. Last night, I counted sheep, literally. They were white, and wore pink jerseys with numbers on them, and they were jumping over fences. Yes. I lost count, started again, dosed off, lost count, slept off, lost count, stared all over again - changing jersey colours with each round. haha. My life is very interesting. =_=

I forgot that I have my journal due tomorrow; thank God for last minute people who call everyone to ask if they've got anything done.

Then there was Nicky and trying to tempt me with Starbucks at 11 at night. =_=

Journal time :)